It's official: crunchbang is the sh*t, frugalware is the sh*t, xubuntu is the sh*t, pc bsd is the sh*t, zenwalk is the sh*t, mythbuntu is the ultimate, slitaz is the ultimate, ubuntu studio is the ultimate, slax is the bomb, vector is brilliant, salix is first rate, absolute is attractive, openbsd is ok, knoppix is mediocre, kubuntu is so so, minix is trailer park trash, not enough data for blacktrak, not enough data for superos, not enough data for dreamlinux.