It's official: lubuntu is the sh*t, frugalware is the sh*t, pclinuxos is the sh*t, pc bsd is the sh*t, arch is the ultimate, sabayon is the ultimate, ubuntu is the ultimate, mepis is the ultimate, slax is the bomb, vector is brilliant, mint is cool, mandriva is first-class, opensuse is magnificent, centos is fairly good, gentoo is mediocre, freebsd is average, fedora is fair to middling, red hat is terrible, slackware is crap, not enough data for peppermint.