It's official: menuet is the sh*t, slitaz is the ultimate, ubuntu is the ultimate, debian is excellent, freedos is excellent, archlinux is brilliant, x is brilliant, puppy is cool, lfs is superb, opensuse is magnificent, dsl is a fine choice, centos is fairly good, openbsd is ok, dragonflybsd is mediocre, gentoo is mediocre, knoppix is mediocre, freebsd is average, solaris is so so, netbsd is passable, fedora is fair to middling, xp is fair to middling, win7 is not so good, dr dos is bogus, slackware is crap, vista is like a bad smell.