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Comparing darwin vs god


On 1 April 2009 at 7:15 pm faravee said:
How can this be? A vote on a medium that was invented by scientist, not by god, and STILL god ranks higher???????????????
On 15 July 2009 at 10:17 pm hamwa said:
what are you taking about?! God invented the internet you silly person!
On 21 July 2009 at 7:26 pm Azzedine said:
Hey faravee! God said you are a man...Darwin said you are an ape...Are you an ape?!!
On 30 July 2009 at 8:53 am Fatima said:
Hey Hamwa - do us all a favor - go fatwa yourself!
On 18 August 2009 at 5:02 pm LOL said:
On 5 September 2009 at 8:03 am Neten said:
f**k you all.
On 6 September 2009 at 11:20 pm rock said:
On 11 September 2009 at 6:52 pm WHATTA! said:
What did GOD ever do for you besides write a f****ng worthless book over 2000 years ago?
On 11 September 2009 at 7:43 pm Akbar said:
F**K OF ISLAM OWNS AND SO DO ALL MONOTHEISTIC FAITHS F**K DARWIN (i like science his work and all but my religion comes 1st)
On 12 September 2009 at 5:39 pm Darwin said:
Whatever, God sucks I didn't find him up here, so I let you know Darwin rules, and if you don't believe that you are a unbeliever, I wait up all unbelievers after they die like the Muslims,Cristians or whatever, I wil kill them twice!
On 15 September 2009 at 1:48 am God said:
And thus upon reading "On the Origin of Species" god was greatly amused and placed it carefully with his collection of Marvel comic books then leisurely swirled the periodic table in a planet sized Jar for several billion years. When God opened the Jar it was still just a bunch of elements and not one did reproduce. God would have been disappointed if it were not that he knew all things and as such knew what would happen afore it ever did. Therefore he smote down Darwin on his bed at Down House by switching off his afflicted heart and boomed heartily from the heavens, "DARWIN WINS M**********R!!!" Blessed be the lord.
On 6 October 2009 at 7:27 pm me said:
well, even if god exists it wasn't him (or her) that wrote the bible you know, he wrote some commandments (which moses received on a mountain... and so on) but still the bible is written by prophets
On 7 October 2009 at 8:05 pm warrior said:
go to hell unbelievers!
On 7 October 2009 at 9:12 pm BarnabyJak said:
Holy Sh*t! God can smell my hairy ape pits while I serve tea to Darwin on a dainty saucer! Blessed be all things Science. Jesus and Mohammed can suck on my b*lls!!
On 12 October 2009 at 2:30 am hamwa said:
sure BarnabyJak, but science still can't prove you're not just a brain in a vat being kept alive by a mad scientist. go on.. try and prove you're not!
On 21 October 2009 at 11:37 am GOD RULEZ! said:
HEY NON BELIEVERS OF GOD! If you believe more in science FINE, but CAN science explain how the universe was created? tell me? would they tell..the universe is created by gas or super nova whatever..so Who created the supernova that caused the creatin of the universe? and Who created the things that made up the supernova? CAN science explain that? Its like youre answering ..What comes 1st Hen or egg.. So come on I DARE YOU. who created..Us? hm? ^^ Answer me GOD RULES!!!
On 28 October 2009 at 6:45 am Steve said:
The Bible is the inspired word of God. Actually the Bible itself says "In the beginning was the word ... the word was God ... the word was made flesh and dwelt amoung us (ie Jesus)." The Bible is truth and so is God. In a world of relativism (of no moral right and wrong), I am content as a physicist knowing that God is absolute, created absolutes and despite humans' irrational thoughts - through Jesus we can be whole. Just like e^-i*pi = 1. Three irrational numbers equaling one - isn't that cool? We are no accident - and knowing that, we have a responsibility and purpose in life. But remember there is one God (father in heaven) - just like you only have one physical father, and he is a jealous God - that's why in the commandments he said Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Many times we question God - but one day all will be explained - just like watching to the end of the movie. As time goes by Gods prophecys are fulfilled and that is something extra that gives me hope and strengthens my faith. Above all - God IS love and to know what love is - is to know God. Love is one thing science cannot explain.
On 11 November 2009 at 9:05 am Filip said:
Oh my god, to see the results on this poll makes me want to hide under a f****ng rock. And to all the people that tries with the "who created supernovas? and who created this and that?" well who created god then? Isent that an equally good question? And the answer would be "God just is"... Well, in that case the universe just is. Morons!
On 15 November 2009 at 1:13 pm hamwa said:
Well said Pelle. The problem right now is these 'pop-atheists' like Dawkins who keep bleating on about their faith in the non-existance of God. Yawn! You can't prove it Dawkins, so save a few trees and stop printing books! Oh and while we're at at.. perhaps these frigging born again Christians could give it a rest too. Why can't we all stop being fundamentalists and get over it and accept science and god together?
On 23 November 2009 at 11:34 pm bitchslappedyou said:
since anything about god is completely unknown why do people make these bizarre connections?
On 8 December 2009 at 10:51 am Porcoddio said:
God was created by clever guys to govern the retarded ma*ses. Hey, that's you!
On 22 December 2009 at 4:15 pm Wodan said:
I believe most of the posters here are either Americans or Muslims.
On 14 January 2010 at 5:53 pm BarnabyJak said:
HAHAH! All you religious clowns are MORONS!! Why don't you just believe Zeus throws the lightning into your small, feeble brains. Oh look Thor just made me a salad!! HAHAHAHAHA!
On 15 January 2010 at 10:17 am me said:
well, after reading the comments. It's clear:men definitely comes from ape.
On 19 January 2010 at 10:20 am Mikuro said:
@me nice.
On 16 February 2010 at 7:14 am !@#@!@! said:
Dear Barnabyjak!... U dont believe in GOD... Mnz u r a darwin ape!!! As apes can hv s*x with any other ape,, Go n f**k ur mother n sister coz u shud not care abt relations....
On 17 February 2010 at 8:58 pm atheist said:
lmao @ me and WHATTA! So true. Now stfu, you brainwashed religious freaks.
On 16 March 2010 at 2:53 pm AtheistKid14YO said:
God(s) is(are) not real!!! There is no evidence!!! God(s) is(are) as real as bigfoot or a unicorn. Stop ruining the world with your stupid beliefs you religous tards. The world is in constant war because of freaking religion.
On 18 March 2010 at 9:40 am Satan said:
Science can explain all things, it's a fact! Science is invented by humans, just like mathematics, which is the language of the universe. Humans also invented God and wrote the bible, which is a complete chronicle of (I doubt true) history. Science, is a vast library that grows by the minute, an array of books and chapters that will never become full. Let's face it, science isn't a religion; Scientology would be one. Science explains what we humans can prove. Religion, explains what a man once wanted. Maybe he wanted joy and happiness, maybe he wanted to deceive the human race and place them under his word, or maybe it's just some political guy wanting to contain us in our primitive minds. The earth will be a scorched cold rock in a few billion years according to scientists. Where will your holy land be when we conquer mars? This is the dawn of a new age, and one day all people will live together under the same banner, regardless; that or we destroy ourselves.
On 24 March 2010 at 3:41 pm opi said:
Why did you stop believing in SANTA CLAUS but kept believing in GOD?
On 17 April 2010 at 9:36 am ATHEIST said:
On 17 April 2010 at 8:52 pm TrT said:
Are people that retarded? JFC...
On 2 May 2010 at 11:43 am Locutus said:
Borg Queen: Congratulations. Seven of Nine: Regarding? Borg Queen: A*similation is complete. Seven of Nine: 300,000 individuals have been transformed into drones. Should they be congratulated as well? Borg Queen: They should be. They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order. Seven of Nine: Comforting words. Use them next time instead of "Resistance is futile." You may elicit a few volunteers. yes, it is confirmed. retardedness is not "down like the stock market" wait until THAT phrase is in style! ;) btw, retard, DON'T type in all caps for such a great lenth, it is extremely f****ng annoying! /me eyegouges the amusing atheist for misuse of the "s*ift" key
On 2 May 2010 at 12:21 pm Locutus said:
Your whites**ce handling is lame. Google captchas "need some work" at best. Tacos rule. <a href="http://www.flameverse.com">Bible discussion</a>
On 5 September 2010 at 10:24 am SemiGod said:
so stupid ...its just fun ....and if you really want to talk about your invisible friend above than do this with your therapist .....do you please? and btw ..."god" didn't do anything because he/she/it does N.O.T E.X.I.S.T
On 21 January 2011 at 5:16 am Your mother said:
Satan, I totally agree :) I might have actually used some of that in my english discursive essay AGAINST God :P Does anyone else find it funny when you see people pray and you think "haha, they are talking to something that isnt there" :L
On 17 June 2011 at 4:22 am doom said:
dude, its fun to have an imaginary friend!!! you can make him/her a crack w***e and get tons of b*****bs!!! thats what pastors and popes do, they get b*****bs from their imaginary friends
On 24 July 2013 at 8:27 pm Afoke said:
Wow, this was simply wodfurnel! Great job, Mr. Rabbitsauce! We need more Christians like you who are willing to take a stand, study, and teach the Truth. Thanks you a million times over!-Alison
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